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What Would Eek do?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning denizens
Already bored and all they've done is take my blood pressure
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probably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat Would Eek do?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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an arse-operated laptop?? whatever next?Originally posted by eek View Postprobably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...
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Hopefully keeping away from General. No point in getting depressed.....Originally posted by eek View Postprobably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...Comment
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Nobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead poshOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostUnplug next doors machine so you can have theirs.
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Good to see your technical know how is undamaged.....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWe have a thingComment
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You mean theres no machine that goes PING! How will they know you area still alive?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead posh

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What is this "thing"? Does it have a name? I think you have time to find out exactly what it is and how it works....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead posh
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I imagine there's a huge control centre in an underground cavern, with charts and things holographically projected and a voice on a Tannoy saying things like "Team B916 to Sector 5" from time to timeOriginally posted by DaveB View PostYou mean theres no machine that goes PING! How will they know you area still alive?
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