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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post


    Apparently if you want to live a long time get a dog...
    I only marry them....

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Morning denizens

      Already bored and all they've done is take my blood pressure
      What Would Eek do?

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What Would Eek do?
        probably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          Originally posted by eek View Post
          probably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...
          an arse-operated laptop?? whatever next?

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            Originally posted by eek View Post
            probably sit on the laptop and surf CUK and some other sites...
            Hopefully keeping away from General. No point in getting depressed.....

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              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Unplug next doors machine so you can have theirs.
              Nobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead posh

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                We have a thing
                Good to see your technical know how is undamaged.....

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Nobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead posh
                  You mean theres no machine that goes PING! How will they know you area still alive?

                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Nobody's hooked up to machines on this ward. We have a thing about the size of two original iPods that our leads plug into, which sends the data back wirelessly. Dead posh
                    What is this "thing"? Does it have a name? I think you have time to find out exactly what it is and how it works....
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      You mean theres no machine that goes PING! How will they know you area still alive?
                      I imagine there's a huge control centre in an underground cavern, with charts and things holographically projected and a voice on a Tannoy saying things like "Team B916 to Sector 5" from time to time

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