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    Back on the bench after two weeks in Cape Cod/Boston Mass.

    Still trying to get over the jetlag.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      Lunch is a chicken (last of the M&S special offer packs from weeks ago, out of the freezer) bap (wholemeal). No crisps, as I didn't bring any, but nice enough

      I am bereft of enthusiasm today

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        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        You have a dirty mind.
        .
        Thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Lunch is a chicken (last of the M&S special offer packs from weeks ago, out of the freezer) bap (wholemeal). No crisps, as I didn't bring any, but nice enough

          I am bereft of enthusiasm today
          I had cold chicken and steamed vegetables.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            The ZeitStomach has been informing me that it's had enough ibuprofen for a while.

            Ho hum.

            Reality is about to resume.

            I'll be slathering on the gel shortly.

            And having withdrawn some money from the bank, I made the mistake of going shopping.

            So that's £58 of dvds and a £5 book.
            Last edited by zeitghost; 5 September 2017, 14:42.

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              Sun's out!

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                I wonder if it'll stay out?

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                  A new offshore resource has arrived with a somewhat complicated name. He tried to help by saying 'Call me Dave', so Hamface it is

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                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    A new offshore resource has arrived with a somewhat complicated name. He tried to help by saying 'Call me Dave', so Hamface it is
                    RACIST

                    I bet he thinks your name is fecking weird and complicated. "BARRR-HEEAAA" "BEEAR-HEY"

                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                      Meeting went quite well today. I appear to have done a good presentation which may result in a new project due to go live in 2019.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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