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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    How did you get into Tom's house to steal his curry?
    With ease actually
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      With ease actually
      Same way you got in to nick qh's car and my genny?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Same way you got in to nick qh's car and my genny?
        Eh?

        Its not yours yet, you haven't paid me for it
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Eh?

          Its not yours yet, you haven't paid me for it
          I'm not going to pay you, I'll give you a loan. Saves on the VAT and the Tax.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Went out and was interrogated by a neighbour's three year old on the way in.

            I hope I haven't given her strange ideas...
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Went out and was interrogated by a neighbour's three year old on the way in.

              I hope I haven't given her strange ideas...
              You even feel you have to ask


              Met my Client Co contact about the potential new role.

              I told him that it would require a 27% uplift in my current rate to "persuade" me to do it.

              Now, lets see if they bite
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                You even feel you have to ask


                Met my Client Co contact about the potential new role.

                I told him that it would require a 27% uplift in my current rate to "persuade" me to do it.

                Now, lets see if they bite
                Do you really think you're worth £76.20 a day?
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  Do you really think you're worth £76.20 a day?
                  Most probably not, but well worth a try
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    Most probably not, but well worth a try
                    Good luck with it. I've just agreed a 150% increase in my daily rate for being a mod. Happy days.

                    Just need to phone my accountant to find out what £0 x 150% is...
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Good luck with it. I've just agreed a 150% increase in my daily rate for being a mod. Happy days.

                      Just need to phone my accountant to find out what £0 x 150% is...


                      Well, they always say you get what you pay for
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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