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It is here too. In ten minutes it'll be belting down with snow again. And then in another ten minutes, sunny again. I'm hoping for an uneventful trip to the butchers for my sausage rollOriginally posted by WTFH View PostMorning all
Lovely sunny day outside.
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OK this is too much.
I'm not doing your work for you.
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LOL....Originally posted by SueEllen View PostOK this is too much.
I'm not doing your work for you. 
Get this all the time and regularly refuse.
Quite happy to instruct was has to be done, but not doing others work for them
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San Pellgerino Orange; the daddy of all fizzy drinks.
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Verve Clicquot La Grande Dame is the mother of all fizzy drinks.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostSan Pellgerino Orange; the daddy of all fizzy drinks.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostVerve Clicquot La Grande Dame is the mother of all fizzy drinks.
Their 1989 Ponsardin Trilennium Reserved Cuvee is very nice too:-

Although I have a real liking for the Bollinger Grande Annee as well.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Both are nice, but when making a joke about the mother of all drinks, it helps if you choose one named after an old lady...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostTheir 1989 Ponsardin Trilennium Reserved Cuvee is very nice too:-

Although I have a real liking for the Bollinger Grande Annee as well.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Doh!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by WTFH View PostBoth are nice, but when making a joke about the mother of all drinks, it helps if you choose one named after an old lady...
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