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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    To make the ZeitXmasJoy(tm) complete I have the tulips.
    (won't squeeze too hard)

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      Yes.

      One of the options on the main page of that site seems to imply that it helps with hangovers.

      In other news, the ZeitUrine(tm) is, indeed, straw coloured, but it would have been wiser to have sat down whilst urinating to avoid all the colour draining out of the world.

      I suspect the ZeitBP(tm) is a bit low at the moment.

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        The ZeitSparrows and ZeitJackdaws are having a whale (not literal whale) of a time tucking in to the assorted types of fatball, peanuts and other funny seeds of I know not what, but apparently sunflower seeds are in there somewhere.

        They do appear less interested in these last offerings & perform all sorts of stunts whilst after the fatballs and peanuts.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Yes.

          One of the options on the main page of that site seems to imply that it helps with hangovers.

          In other news, the ZeitUrine(tm) is, indeed, straw coloured, but it would have been wiser to have sat down whilst urinating to avoid all the colour draining out of the world.

          I suspect the ZeitBP(tm) is a bit low at the moment.
          I might get some and give it a try at New Year (the stuff, not the low BP or alien urine).

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            In other news, I must have the only cats in the world that prefer dry cat biscuits to turkey, gammon and salmon.

            Ungrateful little feckers.

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Is it any good for hangovers? I vaguely remember somebody once recommending it to me for that, claiming that they had expertise in this area because they made their own wine. It did occur to me that perhaps drinking less of their homemade wine might be a more viable long-term solution for them
              take more water with it most definitely helps, takes away the poison & stops the brain shrinking due to lack of water.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                take more water with it most definitely helps, takes away the poison & stops the brain shrinking due to lack of water.
                I drink loads of water anyway; always have. Maybe I should try that idea of drinking water between each beer, though on the other hand the pub's only open until a certain time so I don't want to get distracted

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                  Goodness me, another local hero I'd never previously heard of:

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Parr-Davies

                  Much thanks to Aunty Beeb for putting on a little programme on R4 just now.

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                    Pair of collar doves looking enviously at the peanuts on the apple tree.

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                      Bored with this now.

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