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I don't care who he is, he's not coming into the lounge as my guest!
Ask BrilloPad about his divorces. They haven't killed him yet.
...actually, that's got me thinking. Bloke with several ex wives and a bit mouthy... has anyone seen Brillo and Donald Trump in the same room at the same time?
Brillo has less hair.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
My wonderful PM told one of the managers here last week that I was coming out early to have a very important meeting with the PM. That would be the very important meeting on Monday which never happened because there wasn't one and the PM didn't drag his backside out of bed until 11.30am.
He then told another manager today that I was here for an important meeting tomorrow with a few managers. He didn't tell the others about it. They aren't available and have suggested re-scheduling to... next Tuesday.
i.e. he's lied to several others about why I'm here. His plans have fallen apart.
Today I have done SQRT(Fcall).
Tomorrow I shall be doing less, then heading back to Tokyo at about 4.30pm.
Another one for "You won't believe this client I had…" anecdote collection
There's a serious risk of this project going live today
That's live in the sense of "Let the admin staff uncover all the bugs we forgot about or didn't even notice"
Remember that database I built a few years back, 1/4 million hyperlinked key word searchable easily accessible documents and drawings. Copy on the main server, 5 external drive copies for security? The client moved offices a couple of weeks ago and lost it (them). Good thing I kept a backup at Home
Anyway, I'm going back contracting in a few weeks after being permie for 8 years. Do I go Limited or PAYE Umbrella? go on, save me Googling?
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