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Indeed and a century for youOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostNice pali!
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Have fun!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEmail: "Take a moment to tell us about your shopping experience at AO.com"
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Went to one of the cheaper supermarkets near me just before close.
I swear people in at that time are all dumb, fat and physically incapable which explains why they moved the closing time to an hour earlier so the staff could get home that evening.
After fighting to get stuff of the blocked aisles I ended up pushing a woman out of my way after bellowing "Excuse me please" just to get away from the tills. She started screaming but I was already well on my way home.
I think I'll stick to the supermarket where people steal everything."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I fancy something from the chippy for dinner. But it's closed for refurbishment
Not that hungry anyway after having a chicken leg at lunchtime along with crisps and chocolate in the afternoon, so I may just have a fish finger sandwich
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I am pleased to be able to report that thanks to my "can't be arsed to cook" diet, my jeans now fall down as I move around the flat if I don't use a belt
I'll have to try one of my old pairs with a smaller waist to see if I can get into them yet.Comment
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Whatever lurgy had me feeling under the weather the last few days seems to have passed, but I still feel a little ragged round the edges. I ought to get an early night, as I keep telling myself but never actually do
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PALI!Originally posted by original PM View Postindeed it's all brexit, houseprices and trump
I come in here for some sane conversation.Comment
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