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    #id
    I have yet to meet an auditor who is not stupid.

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      #id
      Documentation hell. "These records are of such-and-such a type."

      *Searches site for documentation of such-and-such a type*
      *Finds nothing*
      *Googles*
      *Finds link to Wikipedia*
      *Finds link from Wikipedia*
      *Link from Wikipedia goes to page that says stuff has moved to another site*
      *Other site doesn't have stuff*
      *Other link from Wikipedia goes to site that gives different name for stuff*
      *Google for other name*
      *Finds site that has JavaDocs in which such-and-such a type appears as a load of enumerations scattered across several dozen pages*

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        #id
        Chucking it down out there. Cancelling my vague plans to go and have a look at the deer in Bradgate Park.

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          #id
          Nice day here.

          Who'd have thunk it?

          A nice day in Swansea.

          I'm getting a bit alarmed by the coughing of the new intake of esteemed customers.

          I'm sure they've got sommat nasty.

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            #id
            Hmm, now it's sunny out

            Everywhere's still wet, so I didn't imagine it raining; but it looks quite nice now. People with pushchairs are even stopping to chat to each other over the road.

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              #id
              Message to clueless hotel owners;

              I have a very simple two step way to deal with poor service;
              1. I don't come back
              2. I tell my friends

              I also have a very simple two step way to deal with good service;
              1. I come back
              2. I tell my friends

              Your choice Mr Hotelier.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #id
                slating them on trip advisor is gaining momentum ...

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                  #id
                  Nearly time to off bugger down the hill.

                  Since I came in late, I'm "working" an extra 15 mins.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                    slating them on trip advisor is gaining momentum ...
                    so is blackmailing them on tripadvisor

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      Morning

                      at clientco and already <---
                      oi Eek! Got your OPO yet??
                      Join IPSE

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