I have yet to meet an auditor who is not stupid.
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Documentation hell. "These records are of such-and-such a type."
*Searches site for documentation of such-and-such a type*
*Finds nothing*
*Googles*
*Finds link to Wikipedia*
*Finds link from Wikipedia*
*Link from Wikipedia goes to page that says stuff has moved to another site*
*Other site doesn't have stuff*
*Other link from Wikipedia goes to site that gives different name for stuff*
*Google for other name*
*Finds site that has JavaDocs in which such-and-such a type appears as a load of enumerations scattered across several dozen pages*
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Chucking it down out there. Cancelling my vague plans to go and have a look at the deer in Bradgate Park.Comment
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Nice day here.
Who'd have thunk it?
A nice day in Swansea.
I'm getting a bit alarmed by the coughing of the new intake of esteemed customers.
I'm sure they've got sommat nasty.Comment
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Hmm, now it's sunny out
Everywhere's still wet, so I didn't imagine it raining; but it looks quite nice now. People with pushchairs are even stopping to chat to each other over the road.Comment
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Message to clueless hotel owners;
I have a very simple two step way to deal with poor service;
1. I don't come back
2. I tell my friends
I also have a very simple two step way to deal with good service;
1. I come back
2. I tell my friends
Your choice Mr Hotelier.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nearly time to off bugger down the hill.
Since I came in late, I'm "working" an extra 15 mins.Comment
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Originally posted by Dallas View Postslating them on trip advisor is gaining momentum ...Comment
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