Amazingly I have reached the bottom of my urgent work queue for once. Time to let it build up to the usual 5 urgent issues to be juggled at once. A 30 minute walk should do it.....
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Cooler today thankfully, am hoping this also applies to the house as well.
Luckily only 90 mins left here.Comment
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Managed to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.
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Yet MF continues to claim to be in the states....Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
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Was MF hanging around outside KFC again?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.
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Originally posted by eek View PostYet MF continues to claim to be in the states....This guy was skinny and didn't have enough teeth to munch through a KFC.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWas MF hanging around outside KFC again?
Perhaps that's the cure for obesity - removal of the gnashers.Comment
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For some reason this made me think ofOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostManaged to pick up a wierdo walking back from town.
Started innocent enough ("Luvverly wevva we're 'avin"), then progressed to "Do you play tennis?" Er, no. "Oh, just wondered. You got proper musculine legs".
Oh.
I presume it's a cross between masculine and muscular, but, as compliments go (he sounded as if he did indeed consider musculine legs on a laydee an admirable quality), I think it's probably a 1/10 (and only gets the 1 because it's arguably slightly better than having my cellulite admired).
He kept up for about 10 minutes till I decided to take an early turn off for the office.
He parted with "'Ope I see you again".
Not if I see you first, mate.
This is why I don't wear skirts more often.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Actually, the fact that I haven't seen MF hanging around outside KFC could mean that he really is in the states? Blimey.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostActually, the fact that I haven't seen MF hanging around outside KFC could mean that he really is in McDonalds? Blimey.
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