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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostArrrrrgh!
Dying now.
Hu-man flu.
Invariably fatal.
Been nice knowing you all.
aaaaargh!
My throat feels like sandpaper every time I swallow, so I stopped doing it but then my mouth dried up. Can't win.
I'm going to try pouring honey down my throat, see if that helps. And while my mouth is like the Sahara my nose is like the Niagara Falls.
Ho hum indeed.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThat's coz it's empty.
Wait a while.
And I've got Trim enabled.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI have it too
My throat feels like sandpaper every time I swallow, so I stopped doing it but then my mouth dried up. Can't win.
I'm going to try pouring honey down my throat, see if that helps. And while my mouth is like the Sahara my nose is like the Niagara Falls.
Ho hum indeed.
Have to double up to really get the best out of it.
Originally posted by Bunk View PostIt will be a long while, it's 1TB
And I've got Trim enabled.Comment
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If I wasn't feeling like death warmed over, I go out & cut the lawns before the tigers start living in them & eating the post persons as they walk up the front path.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's the cough that emanates from my big toes that gets me.Comment
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Working on Saturday. Notice a minor issue and Skype with the PM: "Should foo be doing bar?" "Ooh, no, good catch - I'll file a bug and assign it to you." "OK, cool."
Then of course I look more closely and realise there are all kinds of complexities involvedComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIf I wasn't feeling like death warmed over, I go out & cut the lawns before the tigers start living in them & eating the post persons as they walk up the front path.
Alack!
I am fourlawn.
Lovely lumps of crap buried in the grass but I spotted them in time.
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