test please delete

[zeitghost]

... and the bloody great Fresnel lens on the windowsill.

I remember burning a hole in the front room carpet with one of these, many many moons ago.



Fortunately it was a woollen carpet so the whole house didn't catch fire.

[DaveB]

... and the bloody great Fresnel lens on the windowsill.

And the sparkler bomb you were planning to use next bonfire night and had stored in the lab for safekeeping.

Although that may be gilding the lily somewhat.

[RichardCranium]

And the sparkler bomb

"Observe distinctive Australian flora, and distinctive Australian Crowd O' Drunks (accept no imitations)."

Thank you for that link...

[zeitghost]

I'm doomed if this tuliphole ever burns down.

[Bunk]

I'm doomed if this tuliphole ever burns down.

You'll be fine Zeity. No one would be stupid enough to post their arson plans on an internet forum and then carry them out, shirley? Instant alibi

[DaveB]

You'll be fine Zeity. No one would be stupid enough to post their arson plans on an internet forum and then carry them out, shirley? Instant alibi

Exactly, what you need is an independent contractor of an inventive nature in need of a gig and a suitable quantity of unmarked used fivers

[Bunk]

Bit of a wobble from the DB there

[RichardCranium]

Wobble indeedy.

[FiveTimes]

afternoon all

[FiveTimes]

doing a bit of housekeeping and decided to script it