Including the two pipelined functions that I wrote, which I've never managed to get to work.
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In a senior moment last week, I was busy hacking away at a C file.
For some reason, (mostly coz I spend time programming in PIC assembler), I was under the impression that ";" turned stuff into a comment.
Oh Dear(tm).
It did do some very interesting things though.Comment
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Fi, sir, fi!Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwas it just comments
The code (and I use the word lightly) was written by a consultancy that off-shored it, with (it appears) only rudimentary knowledge of Oracle (and none in this niche area).
So I've told them to give me 6 weeks and I'll re-do the 6 months of development from scratch and get it fixed.Comment
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LIke breaking the world record for compilation errorsOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIn a senior moment last week, I was busy hacking away at a C file.
For some reason, (mostly coz I spend time programming in PIC assembler), I was under the impression that ";" turned stuff into a comment.
Oh Dear(tm).
It did do some very interesting things though.
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Oddly, no.Originally posted by Zippy View PostLIke breaking the world record for compilation errors
But it did crash the compiler.
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That's usually generated by a missing trailing brace.Originally posted by Zippy View PostLIke breaking the world record for compilation errors
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