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    #id
    Including the two pipelined functions that I wrote, which I've never managed to get to work.
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      #id
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      And my code compiled first time.
      was it just comments

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        #id
        In a senior moment last week, I was busy hacking away at a C file.

        For some reason, (mostly coz I spend time programming in PIC assembler), I was under the impression that ";" turned stuff into a comment.

        Oh Dear(tm).

        It did do some very interesting things though.

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          #id
          I thought I'd invented a new programming paradigm.

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            Byeeee

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              #id
              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              was it just comments
              Fi, sir, fi!

              The code (and I use the word lightly) was written by a consultancy that off-shored it, with (it appears) only rudimentary knowledge of Oracle (and none in this niche area).

              So I've told them to give me 6 weeks and I'll re-do the 6 months of development from scratch and get it fixed.
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                #id
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                In a senior moment last week, I was busy hacking away at a C file.

                For some reason, (mostly coz I spend time programming in PIC assembler), I was under the impression that ";" turned stuff into a comment.

                Oh Dear(tm).

                It did do some very interesting things though.
                LIke breaking the world record for compilation errors
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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  LIke breaking the world record for compilation errors
                  Oddly, no.

                  But it did crash the compiler.

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                    #id


                    Morning all.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      LIke breaking the world record for compilation errors
                      That's usually generated by a missing trailing brace.

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