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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    BZZZZZZZZZT!

    That's the intercom door buzzer.

    Me: "Hello?"

    Him: "'Ello. Izzzz Angie there?"

    Me: "No. You've got the wrong flat."

    Him: "You not <hic> Angie, no?"

    Me: "No. I don't know an Angie."

    Him: "Sorry mate. Mate, you on the 2nd floor <hic>? Or the 3rd floor?"

    Me: "Neither. The ground floor."

    Him: "Oh tulip. Shorry mate. Ish Angie in?"

    Me: "I don't know Angie."

    Him: "Ish she in the 2nd floor or the 3rd floor?"

    Me: "I don't know. I've never been upstairs."

    Him: "Shorry mate. G'night."


    2 seconds later: BZZZZZZZT. <---- another buzzer in another flat.
    Any idea how much Angie charges?

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      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      We have a bit of beef in the oven at the mo. ZipMogs are getting excited ...
      Put some beef fat on the bird table for, oddly enough, the birds.

      Some time later I observed a big black & white furry bird on the shed roof, gazing at the bird table & sniffing the air.

      Shortly afterwards, the big black & white furry bird gingerly made his way across the rose arch from the shed roof to said bird table & scoffed the beef fat.

      And equally gingerly, made his way back to the shed roof again.

      Greedy git.

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        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        We have a bit of beef in the oven at the mo. ZipMogs are getting excited ...
        ZeitMog (may she rest in peace) used to get extremely excited over roast chicken.

        Until she was put on a chicken diet because of her kidneys, at which time she got bored with it.

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          Morning all

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            We might go looking at a new light fitting for the bedroom, and maybe a new sofa.
            Hopefully with more success that AtW
            We went, we looked, we found one, we left and decided that we can wait until when we come back from holiday

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              Morning All
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                Morning

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                  I seem to have survived yet another weekend.

                  And the battery charger thing I left plugged in didn't manage to burn the place down.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    And the battery charger thing I left plugged in didn't manage to burn the place down.



                    You'll just have to try harder this week then.

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                      Bought a little tv in a charity shoppe.

                      It's a 7 inch colour telly.

                      No remote which is a pain, but it does work on the scart.

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