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Are people still creating new TPD-art?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Mmmm, I'm quite partial to Tuna Sandwiches. With a bit of mayo and lemon on thick granary bread.Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
just like DS - what did he have as a snack just - Tuna Sandwiches, mind you he is just stuffing a huge Croissant now and is demanding more milk!
I may need to visit the fridge shortly.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Last night we recorded Vera Drake and were watching that earlier : we have about 40 minutes left which we might watch at 9pm.Comment
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Zara, you smutty so-and-so!Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
Sorry - owning up to beng a cottager always makes me giggle.
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It must be a little over 20 years ago that I bought my first toaster. It was crap. Regardless of the settings, it either gently warmed the toast, or cremated it. One slice burned. Leave the settings alone, the next one warmed up. The next burned. But there was no pattern, no predicting its behaviour.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChimp - don't be daft.... it's a toaster, it doesn't come with a manual!!!
The Systems Analyst was complaining about how difficult it was to program his washing machine. The Senior Programmer I was working for at the time made a passing comment one day "... they'll be putting microprocessors in toasters next
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So I took the manual (a surprisingly thick document) in to show him. Microprocessor controlled, photo-receptor analysis, thermo-regulated piece of poo.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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