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    #81
    <returns from loo>
    ahh that's better!

    <spots threaded snoring on the floor>
    ah hah! shall we shave his eyebrows off?

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      #82
      Anyone seen my shoes?
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #83
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Anyone seen my shoes?
        Hackers is wearing them to the off licence...
        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #84
          talking of shoes (dancing)

          alf! we need alf mode!

          can you spin some disks for us mr universal?

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            #85
            13 years ago I got knocked back for a part-time job in PC WORLD.
            The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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              #86
              Having said that, a friend I know has failed 2 degrees and is now in his mid 20s and got knocked back by Office Angels last month!
              The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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                #87
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Where's our host gone?
                Come in No. 9, your time is up!

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I dont like popcorn. Got anything else please?
                  I'm not too keen popcorn either. I do have a catering size bag of peanuts though. Have a kilo or two on me!

                  <also slides a slow roast into the oven>
                  Last edited by Sysman; 30 January 2009, 13:39. Reason: Typo or Freudian slip? "sow" changed to "slow"
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by chris79 View Post
                    13 years ago I got knocked back for a part-time job in PC WORLD.
                    Originally posted by chris79 View Post
                    Having said that, a friend I know has failed 2 degrees and is now in his mid 20s and got knocked back by Office Angels last month!
                    Can someone get Chris a drink? He's talking about work at a party!
                    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                      #90
                      Sorry I'm late folks, just got in from the pub. Any JD left?

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