People who fart at the urinals

[d000hg]

I've never understood why some guys undo and partially lower their trousers when weeing at a urinal.

If you have a button fly, urinals are a real pain in my experience since you risk them falling down. But then I dislike urinals in general.

[Pondlife]

HTF has this not ended up in LR

[minestrone]

People who go in to toilets and put their bag down on the ground next to them when they are at the urinal make me want to huey.

The bag must get soaked with pish, then they probably go on the bus and put the bag on the seat next to them.

[darmstadt]

I've never understood why some guys undo and partially lower their trousers when weeing at a urinal. I can only conclude it's some macho BS to try and indicate that they are so well hung this palaver is a necessity to manage their massive unwieldy weapon, which they otherwise couldn't hope to do through the confines of their flies like the rest of us. But the evidence, such as I've seen in passing, suggests this explanation couldn't be further from the truth.

More likely it's some infantile regression to their early potty training days, not unlike thumb sucking, and the chances are that people who do that are as gay as coots anyway.

Germans tend to do this, unbuckle the belt, undo the zip or buttons, give a good old tug and then kind of shuffle around so that their back is facing you. Either that or talk to you.