People who fart at the urinals

[DiscoStu]

Classy bird

Nothing classy about her, hence the fond memories

[Mich the Tester]

I mean, what's all that about? Do you mean to do it? Or does it just sneak out with the pressure of urinating? Are you trying to perform a silent escape, which has inadvertently come out a riot? And what do you want me to do about it? Do we ignore it, or shout you a "nice one mate" on the way out?

If this is all you have to complain about you should thank your lucky stars. Around here we have people who miss the bog when peeing, someone who soils the seat every time he takes a dump, people who forget to flush and none of them have the decency to use the spray detergent kindly provided by ClientCo for cleaning the seat with some bog roll. Some one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.

[ChimpMaster]

Some one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.

Jeez at least blame the Pakistanis, seeing as they're the cause of all terrorism, including toilet terrorism.

[voodooflux]

If this is all you have to complain about you should thank your lucky stars. Around here we have people who miss the bog when peeing, someone who soils the seat every time he takes a dump, people who forget to flush and none of them have the decency to use the spray detergent kindly provided by ClientCo for cleaning the seat with some bog roll. Some one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.

We have a regular offender who repeatedly seems to pebbledash almost the entire trap at ClientCo, rendering it "disagreeable" until the cleaners (or hazmat team) have paid a visit.

[Chugnut]

Go to Glastonbury festival and you'll witness bog "behaviour" not of this earth...

[TimberWolf]

Jeez at least blame the Pakistanis, seeing as they're the cause of all terrorism, including toilet terrorism.

This requires forensic analysis to ascertain, from the orientation of the truds, whether the offenders were attempting to face Mecca.

[EternalOptimist]

Some one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.

When I was in the army, we eight Saudis in for training, and they used to do this. Their bums were not allowed to touch the same place that an non-believing bum had touched.
Their religion prevented them from cleaning up the mess afterwards. So not only did we have to put with all of the mess, we had to do double bog cleaning duties into the bargain.

One saturday night we kicked their door in, while they were out flashing their money around Reading and left half a dozen 'three-pounders' on their nice shiny floor

[Flubster]

One saturday night we kicked their door in, while they were out flashing their money around Reading and left half a dozen 'three-pounders' on their nice shiny floor

Were you based at PMC, Arborfield, per chance?

[MaryPoppins]

Go to Glastonbury festival and you'll witness bog "behaviour" not of this earth...

A friend of mine, whilst there a few years ago, was standing in line for the portaloo. Under these loo's was a flowing stream of waste direct from each portaloo. Some very drunk fellow staggered past my friend and fell head first into said slurry stream.

[DaveB]

Still trying to determine the etiquette at the new place. Only started on Monday. Let a barker go earlier at the urinal while trap one was occupied but elicted no responce.