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People who fart at the urinals
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI mean, what's all that about? Do you mean to do it? Or does it just sneak out with the pressure of urinating? Are you trying to perform a silent escape, which has inadvertently come out a riot? And what do you want me to do about it? Do we ignore it, or shout you a "nice one mate" on the way out?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSome one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf this is all you have to complain about you should thank your lucky stars. Around here we have people who miss the bog when peeing, someone who soils the seat every time he takes a dump, people who forget to flush and none of them have the decency to use the spray detergent kindly provided by ClientCo for cleaning the seat with some bog roll. Some one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostJeez at least blame the Pakistanis, seeing as they're the cause of all terrorism, including toilet terrorism.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSome one told it’s the Indians who dunnit; apparently they squat on the bog seat to take a dump.
Their religion prevented them from cleaning up the mess afterwards. So not only did we have to put with all of the mess, we had to do double bog cleaning duties into the bargain.
One saturday night we kicked their door in, while they were out flashing their money around Reading and left half a dozen 'three-pounders' on their nice shiny floor
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOne saturday night we kicked their door in, while they were out flashing their money around Reading and left half a dozen 'three-pounders' on their nice shiny floor
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostGo to Glastonbury festival and you'll witness bog "behaviour" not of this earth...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Still trying to determine the etiquette at the new place. Only started on Monday. Let a barker go earlier at the urinal while trap one was occupied but elicted no responce."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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