I mean, what's all that about? Do you mean to do it? Or does it just sneak out with the pressure of urinating? Are you trying to perform a silent escape, which has inadvertently come out a riot? And what do you want me to do about it? Do we ignore it, or shout you a "nice one mate" on the way out?
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People who fart at the urinals
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Well would you prefer them at the desk next to yours? Or on the bus? In the shop? I let it all out at the bog & I don't care - even the Chinese style hack & phlegm, oh yes.Bored. -
Originally posted by TazMaN View PostI mean, what's all that about? Do you mean to do it? Or does it just sneak out with the pressure of urinating? Are you trying to perform a silent escape, which has inadvertently come out a riot? And what do you want me to do about it? Do we ignore it, or shout you a "nice one mate" on the way out?
Sometimes you just want to expel air, the bogs are busy / grubby seats, so I use the urunate and let off......Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostWell would you prefer them at the desk next to yours? Or on the bus? In the shop? I let it all out at the bog & I don't care - even the Chinese style hack & phlegm, oh yes.Comment
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I think people who refuse to follow proper bog-ettiquette are the lowest of the low. I bet Prince Charles doesn't guff when he's having a wee.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think people who refuse to follow proper bog-ettiquette are the lowest of the low. I bet Prince Charles doesn't guff when he's having a wee.When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.Comment
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Originally posted by deano View PostBet his mam does!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Once worked with an Indian chap who didn't seem to understand the concept of the fly in his trousers and would stand at the urinal with his trousers and undies round his ankles. One can only be grateful he wore long shirts!ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAt the urinals?ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostYou've just brought back fond memories of a girl named Tammy who'd mastered the artWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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