Just thought I would share that with you.
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Feeling horny today
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Have the same problem, doesn't help that there is an entire 2 floors that seem to be staffed by girls aged almost exclusively between 19 and 25Coffee's for closers -
Sheesh. Men.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I had that on Saturday. Saw a good looking girl in town and had to find somewhere to hide my 'feelings'. Damn shorts, this would never have happened in scrunch-everything-up Y-fronts.Comment
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Are you lot all 15 or is this normal?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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C'mon, Mary.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSheesh. Men.
I don't know a single woman who wouldn't rather be in bed with a nice stiff one inside her.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I could always put my daughers 'Devil Horns' on from her devil costume? or do you mean something else
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Yes and Yes.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAre you lot all 15 or is this normal?
next question?Comment
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women drink whiskey aswell?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostC'mon, Mary.
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