Feeling horny today

[MaryPoppins]

Ah I see, I haven't read that thread but now I will, clearly - intrigued as to how discussion digressed to such an extent!

As for the embarrasing illnesses programmes, they are horrific. Why on earth would anyone think hm, I have been too 'embarrased' to visit my own doctor, in the privacy of his surgery, about this problem. Seems I should go along to the mobile TV doc who will ensure my most intimate parts are displayed on national TV (under horrible UV strip lighting to ensure maximum gross out) for my family to see. Yup, that will ensure I never get laid again.

[ChimpMaster]

Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.

[cailin maith]

C'mon, Mary.

I don't know a single woman who wouldn't rather be in bed with a nice stiff one inside her.

tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then

[BrianSnail]

Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.

[TimberWolf]

Seems I should go along to the mobile TV doc who will ensure my most intimate parts are displayed on national TV (under horrible UV strip lighting to ensure maximum gross out) for my family to see.

Which episode was that?

I must admit I am disgusted by the recent trend of showing male genitalia (including pulling back foreskins) on TV before the watershed and almost nothing of the female genitalia.

[Churchill]

Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.

Wow, I bet that line always works!

Taz, you're a genius! I'm adding that line to my little black book!

(Btw, why are you still a virgin?)

[ChimpMaster]

tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then

Oooo my favourite Friday dream girl. The things I imagine you do with your 'chocolate' digestive.

[cailin maith]

Oooo my favourite Friday dream girl. The things I imagine you do with your 'chocolate' digestive.

I have PMT..... be careful what you imagine

[Xenophon]

tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then

[Xenophon]

...and into Light Relief we go.