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    #31
    Ah I see, I haven't read that thread but now I will, clearly - intrigued as to how discussion digressed to such an extent!

    As for the embarrasing illnesses programmes, they are horrific. Why on earth would anyone think hm, I have been too 'embarrased' to visit my own doctor, in the privacy of his surgery, about this problem. Seems I should go along to the mobile TV doc who will ensure my most intimate parts are displayed on national TV (under horrible UV strip lighting to ensure maximum gross out) for my family to see. Yup, that will ensure I never get laid again.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #32
      Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        C'mon, Mary.

        I don't know a single woman who wouldn't rather be in bed with a nice stiff one inside her.
        tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #34
          Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
          Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.
          Gas masks don't fit snails...

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Seems I should go along to the mobile TV doc who will ensure my most intimate parts are displayed on national TV (under horrible UV strip lighting to ensure maximum gross out) for my family to see.
            Which episode was that?

            I must admit I am disgusted by the recent trend of showing male genitalia (including pulling back foreskins) on TV before the watershed and almost nothing of the female genitalia.

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              #36
              Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
              Mary where do you work and do you fancy meeting up for a quickie in the office? Thanks.
              Wow, I bet that line always works!

              Taz, you're a genius! I'm adding that line to my little black book!

              (Btw, why are you still a virgin?)

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                #37
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then
                Oooo my favourite Friday dream girl. The things I imagine you do with your 'chocolate' digestive.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                  Oooo my favourite Friday dream girl. The things I imagine you do with your 'chocolate' digestive.

                  I have PMT..... be careful what you imagine
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    tulip... I nearly choked on my digestive then
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #40
                      ...and into Light Relief we go.

                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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