Feeling horny today

[Churchill]

Oooo my favourite Friday dream girl. The things I imagine you do with your 'chocolate' digestive.

It's not that impressive, anyone without a gag reflex can do it.

(Yeah CM, I know! )

[Xenophon]

It's not that impressive, anyone without a gag reflex can do it.

[HeliCraig]

QUOTE=DodgyAgent;669100]Though with a chopper like yours its unlikely to be anyone else's [/QUOTE]

Face.

...and into Light Relief we go.

So as to speak....

[ChimpMaster]

There was not meant to be a funny thread. My horniness is surpassed only by my eagerness to perform the aforementioned task.

[El_Diablo]

With a thud the horniness falls into LR, sitting along side One-A-Day.

[MaryPoppins]

Taz - what a subtle and romantic proposition. But nah ta.

[ChimpMaster]

Taz - what a subtle and romantic proposition. But nah ta.

Romance?

My last act of romance was to go work in Switzerland for a year. Leaving the then girlfriend behind.

[MaryPoppins]

Nice. I could perhaps hazard a guess that your tactics with the laydeez may have led to your current, frustrating situation?

[ChimpMaster]

Nice. I could perhaps hazard a guess that your tactics with the laydeez may have led to your current, frustrating situation?

Nah, just that my wife's up the duff and my girlfriend is on PMT leave.

[Churchill]

Romance?

My last act of romance was to go work in Switzerland for a year. Leaving the then girlfriend behind.

Still, at least she's happy now then, eh?