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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Are you lot all 15 or is this normal?
    15

    55 and it dont get any easier


    its not easy being a man





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      #12
      Bit close to the bone there if you don't mind me saying Xen. But yeah.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        There's a lot of s who've never talked to a woman, much less anything else...
        As my "friends" point out - I have a child, therefore I must have had actual sex at least once. Boomed.

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          #14
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          women drink whiskey aswell?

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Bit close to the bone there if you don't mind me saying Xen. But yeah.


            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #16
              True Ziet - there are some lovely techies on my current contract, but some of the excruciating conversations I overhear must be proof of this. i.e. true excitement about coding.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Bit close to the bone there if you don't mind me saying Xen. But yeah.
                It's been a while since anyone got close to his Bone
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  True Ziet - there are some lovely techies on my current contract, but some of the excruciating conversations I overhear must be proof of this. i.e. true excitement about coding.
                  Did someone mention coding? Phwoar!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                    As my "friends" point out - I have a child, therefore I must have had actual sex at least once. Boomed.
                    No

                    It means that the mother of "your" child has had sex with a man at least once
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                      It's been a while since anyone got close to his Bone


                      How very dare you!



                      Anyway, I don't think there is enough room in this thread for you and your mammoth penis, Dodgy.

                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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