Feeling horny today

[MaryPoppins]

Well take advantage of her probable raging hormones then Taz!

[ChimpMaster]

Well take advantage of her probable raging hormones then Taz!

Who? The wife, the girlfriend, or the pet dog?

[Spacecadet]

Grrr thanks to this thread i now keep think about the hot little blonde from down stairs who keeps checking me out* every time I see her





* she probably just thinks I'm a weirdo hence the looks but in my mind she's checking me out... please do not post anything that will make me think to the contrary

[MaryPoppins]

She probs is checking you out Spacecadet, at least on some level...

[Pondlife]

Spaceman, she's just checking you're the legally required distance away.

[Spacecadet]

Spaceman, she's just checking you're the legally required distance away.

for her safety or mine?

[Spacecadet]

5.30.... not too long before I can deal with this

[BrilloPad]

Nah, just that my wife's up the duff and my girlfriend is on PMT leave.

And your mistress?

[Spacecadet]

And your mistress?

ran off with the maid

Obviously they enjoyed the threesome better when he wasn't in it