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Spacecadet replied

29 October 2008, 17:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

And your mistress?

ran off with the maid

Obviously they enjoyed the threesome better when he wasn't in it
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BrilloPad replied

29 October 2008, 17:31
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Nah, just that my wife's up the duff and my girlfriend is on PMT leave.

And your mistress?
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Spacecadet replied

29 October 2008, 17:28
5.30.... not too long before I can deal with this
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Spacecadet replied

29 October 2008, 16:28
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Spaceman, she's just checking you're the legally required distance away.

for her safety or mine?
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Pondlife replied

29 October 2008, 16:26
Spaceman, she's just checking you're the legally required distance away.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 October 2008, 16:24
She probs is checking you out Spacecadet, at least on some level...
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Spacecadet replied

29 October 2008, 15:07
Grrr thanks to this thread i now keep think about the hot little blonde from down stairs who keeps checking me out* every time I see her

* she probably just thinks I'm a weirdo hence the looks but in my mind she's checking me out... please do not post anything that will make me think to the contrary
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ChimpMaster replied

29 October 2008, 14:59
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Well take advantage of her probable raging hormones then Taz!

Who? The wife, the girlfriend, or the pet dog?
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MaryPoppins replied

29 October 2008, 14:57
Well take advantage of her probable raging hormones then Taz!
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Churchill replied

29 October 2008, 14:56
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Romance?

My last act of romance was to go work in Switzerland for a year. Leaving the then girlfriend behind.

Still, at least she's happy now then, eh?
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ChimpMaster replied

29 October 2008, 14:56
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Nice. I could perhaps hazard a guess that your tactics with the laydeez may have led to your current, frustrating situation?

Nah, just that my wife's up the duff and my girlfriend is on PMT leave.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 October 2008, 14:55
Nice. I could perhaps hazard a guess that your tactics with the laydeez may have led to your current, frustrating situation?
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ChimpMaster replied

29 October 2008, 14:52
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Taz - what a subtle and romantic proposition. But nah ta.

Romance?

My last act of romance was to go work in Switzerland for a year. Leaving the then girlfriend behind.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 October 2008, 14:46
Taz - what a subtle and romantic proposition. But nah ta.
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El_Diablo replied

29 October 2008, 14:36
With a thud the horniness falls into LR, sitting along side One-A-Day.
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