Chat up lines

[Bear]

Chat up lines

Any other gems?

Loads - but I fear I might get banned if I post them.

a couple of the less naughty ones...

- Excuse me, I am about to go home to m********e and needed a name to go with the face.

- You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my er*ction.

One for AtW

- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

and some they may have actually worked....

- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

- Is it hot in here or is it just you?

oh - and one in case you bump into Cailin

- Didn't I do your sister?




Cue telling off from Mods - Sorry!

[AtW]

- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

It's not a very good chat up line

[Pinto]

Came across this one recently:

Fancy a midnight shag at the local graveyard?

[Bear]

It's not a very good chat up line

Use one of the others then

....or I have loads more

unless I get banned

[TheFaQQer]

Use one of the others then

....or I have loads more

unless I get banned

Share, Bear.

[Sockpuppet]

How's your bum for cracking walnuts?

Do you like wine gums? Well, wind your gums around this.

Do you mend watches? Well, put a second hand on this.

Any other gems?

Do you like chicken? Get on this its foul.

[Sockpuppet]

My Personal favourite was one I saw a mate do. Some chick asked him for his number to which he replied "Dont worry you can read it off my phone in the morning".

Didnt work but was funny to watch.

[Bear]

Share, Bear.

Which ones do you want?

The downright rude?

The really corny ones?

Good ones?

[FiveTimes]

Which ones do you want?

The downright rude?

The really corny ones?

Good ones?

Cross section of them all

[Bear]

Here's one that suits a few people from this board


What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?