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    #31
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Would you let your sis loose on anyone here ? Apart from myself of course
    There might be more than 1 sister
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      There might be more than 1 sister
      Only the one... crikey, one has been enough!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #33
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Would you let your sis loose on anyone here ? Apart from myself of course
        Ah Monkey..... you sure you could handle her?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #34
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Only the one... crikey, one has been enough!!
          Just my imagination working overtime again!!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #35
            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Just my imagination working overtime again!!
            now, now - I thought we discussed your imagination!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Ah Monkey..... you sure you could handle her?
              I'm sure I could handle her... If you can remember Monkey then you can remember that he had a magic staff....

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                #37
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                I'm sure I could handle her... If you can remember Monkey then you can remember that he had a magic staff....


                But he also had pigsy and the other fella, what was he called?

                Sandy... just remembered!
                Last edited by cailin maith; 1 November 2007, 15:18. Reason: My brain kickstarted it's self again!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #38
                  Works best when you understand root = Aussie slang for shag.

                  M: Hello love, fallen over any branches lately?
                  F: (puzzled) no
                  M: How about a root?
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                    But he also had pigsy and the other fella, what was he called?

                    Sandy... just remembered!
                    and a sacred princesses... but I'm not into sharing, so it would just be a bit of monkey magic..

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      and a sacred princesses... but I'm not into sharing, so it would just be a bit of monkey magic..
                      How greedy!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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