Chat up lines

**cailin maith** · 2 November 2007, 10:15

Originally posted by Bear View Post

told you some were corny

I've got more

Thats what I was afraid of!!

**Bear** · 2 November 2007, 10:19

**FiveTimes** · 2 November 2007, 10:19

Originally posted by Bear View Post

told you some were corny

I've got more

Change that to "ALL"

**TheFaQQer** · 2 November 2007, 10:21

Originally posted by Bear View Post

That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming on you too.

sorry

Classy. I bet that has a high success rate.

**Bear** · 2 November 2007, 10:26

There are worse - but not for a public forum

**Moose423956** · 2 November 2007, 11:12

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

**Bear** · 2 November 2007, 11:20

(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

**Bear** · 2 November 2007, 11:21

(Takes ice cube to the bar, smashes it) "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

**cailin maith** · 2 November 2007, 11:22

Originally posted by Bear View Post

(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

I think I would break his hand..... I don't do people I don't know touching me...

**Bear** · 2 November 2007, 11:22

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

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