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    #51
    I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      #52
      I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        #53
        That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming on you too.





        sorry
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #54
          Wow! Are those real?
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #55
            Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #56
              One that a pal used (& not suprisingly failed with)

              Pal - Thre's something wrong with your legs
              Girl - Whats that
              Pal - Their not wrapped around my neck

              Another one tried on my little sis
              Bloke - Where have you been all my life
              Sis - Avoiding pratts like you

              IGMC

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                #57
                Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  Wow! Are those real?
                  Sure fire way of getting a slap in the chops!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      told you some were corny

                      I've got more
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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