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That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming on you too.
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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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One that a pal used (& not suprisingly failed with)
Pal - Thre's something wrong with your legs
Girl - Whats that
Pal - Their not wrapped around my neck
Another one tried on my little sis
Bloke - Where have you been all my life
Sis - Avoiding pratts like you
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Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Sure fire way of getting a slap in the chops!!Originally posted by Bear View PostWow! Are those real?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bear View PostIs there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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