I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Chat up lines
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
-
Comment
-
That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming on you too.
sorrySi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
-
-
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
-
One that a pal used (& not suprisingly failed with)
Pal - Thre's something wrong with your legs
Girl - Whats that
Pal - Their not wrapped around my neck
Another one tried on my little sis
Bloke - Where have you been all my life
Sis - Avoiding pratts like you
IGMCComment
-
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
-
Sure fire way of getting a slap in the chops!!Originally posted by Bear View PostWow! Are those real?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Originally posted by Bear View PostIs there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers

Comment