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    #id
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Under your wimple?
    whats a wimple?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #id
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      whats a wimple?
      You're a nun, you should know.

      Edit: Linky

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        #id
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        You're a nun, you should know.
        Oh you mean my habit.... someone else told me that before... never knew it was called that. Despite having spent everyday of my school and college life looking at the nuns!! I feel stupid!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #id
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          He should be at the airport.... unless he is at the airport... ah ha!! D'oh, I am blonde today!


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            #id
            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
            Su-flipping-perb. I'd never have the guts though.

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              #id
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Oh you mean my habit.... someone else told me that before... never knew it was called that. Despite having spent everyday of my school and college life looking at the nuns!! I feel stupid!!
              <ahem>

              someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...

              Now I'm upset.
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                #id
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                <ahem>

                someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...

                Now I'm upset.
                Bollocks - sorry!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


                  Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
                  If you can use some exotic booze
                  There's a bar in far Bombay
                  Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
                  Wait for me!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Bollocks - sorry!!
                    It's a good job I'm so forgiving!
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                      #id
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      It's a good job I'm so forgiving!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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