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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhen I hit the magic 500, I thought that it would take ages to make it to "Contractor Amongst Contractors".
A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."
I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.
other prob is mostly phisshed at weekends ...so spellin police have plenty of ammmmmmmunnnnnition
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Originally posted by zeitghost99Indeed...
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."
I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostJust wait til you become godlike
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostCarefull the fun/swear police will get you ?
Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post<ahem>
someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...
Now I'm upset.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh you mean my habit.... someone else told me that before... never knew it was called that. Despite having spent everyday of my school and college life looking at the nuns!! I feel stupid!!
someone even went as far as to send you a picture of nuns in a wimple...
Now I'm upset.
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