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    #91
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Bollocks - sorry!!
    Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

    Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it

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      #92
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

      Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it
      I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #93
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
        Just wait til you become godlike

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          #94
          Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
          Just wait til you become godlike
          It seems an awful long way off though.....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            #95
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Carefull the fun/swear police will get you ?

            Yeah... I've reach 500 and now I have fingers like lightning... hope the wife appreciates it
            There's a chat up line based on that also - I chose not to post it though
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #96
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I was so excited when it happend to me - and everyone turned the momentous occasion in to smut!!
              When I hit the magic 500, I thought that it would take ages to make it to "Contractor Amongst Contractors".

              A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."

              I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.
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                #97
                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                There's a chat up line based on that also - I chose not to post it though
                I can't believe that any chat up line based on your status on a contracting forum will get any women into bed.
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                  #98
                  Originally posted by zeitghost99
                  Indeed...
                  Who are you birdy???
                  Bazza gets caught
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                    #99
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    When I hit the magic 500, I thought that it would take ages to make it to "Contractor Amongst Contractors".

                    A couple of weeks later, I thought "I'll never hit Super Poster though..."

                    I think it will be a while for Godlike though - won't be able to post all day atwork like I can at the moment.
                    You have to adopt the post drivel at the weekend option... trouble is the audience is reduced

                    other prob is mostly phisshed at weekends ...so spellin police have plenty of ammmmmmmunnnnnition
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                      Didn't he come over from Freelancer UK?
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