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    #21
    Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
    Not been together long then....
    Two and a half years, give or take!!!!

    Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
    Only polar bear shagging I'll be doing involves the careful use of a shotgun!
    Hrm, is that a new make of condom. I can imagine the slogan now.

    Durex Shotgun , blowing your load with one easy pull!!!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I think I won that one.
      No doubt, but you would be in a club of one again.
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #23
        Originally posted by Weltchy View Post
        Two and a half years, give or take!!!!



        Hrm, is that a new make of condom. I can imagine the slogan now.

        Durex Shotgun , blowing your load with one easy pull!!!!
        Thankfully not!
        Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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          #24
          Judging by the pent up sexual frustration on here I'd say a more appropriate poll would be "Have you ever done it with a Lady?"
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #25
            I was 14 weeks ago Mrs CooperinLiverp00l says i have done enough damage.
            Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Judging by the pent up sexual frustration on here I'd say a more appropriate poll would be "Have you ever done it with a Lady?"
              Definately not if it's one of them. Something you arn't telling us Baggy?
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #27
                Lookin at the quality of pics on FB I'd be surprised if any of you have got any action!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
                  I was 14 weeks ago Mrs CooperinLiverp00l says i have done enough damage.
                  You can have sex while she's pregnant you know, Jnr won't get a poke in the eye
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                    Lookin at the quality of pics on FB I'd be surprised if any of you have got any action!
                    You're not looking closely enough.

                    We're all lovely on there!
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                      #30
                      where's the "Yes, but only at weekends" option?
                      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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