Are you sexually active?

[SallyAnne]

or "nipping home at lunchtime to give her one over the kitchen table"?

Which I dont know if you've ever done or not.

[chasingtheaurora]

A word to the wise, do not try and shag a polar bear on your trip north. They like it rough!

Only polar bear shagging I'll be doing involves the careful use of a shotgun!

[Churchill]

Which I dont know if you've ever done or not.

Well that was bleeding obvious, wasn't it?

[SallyAnne]

Well that was bleeding obvious, wasn't it?

What was?

Eh?

[sasguru]

This is one thread that atw won't be visiting ...

[Churchill]

What was?

Eh?

It wasn't the kitchen table.

[shaunbhoy]

When you say "Sexually Active", do you mean "making babies" or "making sure the bitch is getting it good and proper on a regular basis"?

In your case swap "bitch" for "goat" and you'll start to get the picture.

[Churchill]

In your case swap "bitch" for "goat" and you'll start to get the picture.

That's no way to talk about your wife. She gives great head! When she takes her teeth out.

[shaunbhoy]

That's no way to talk about your wife. She gives great head! When she takes her teeth out.

Dream on. Your wife wouldn't let you out the kitchen long enough even if you were up to the task.

[Churchill]

Dream on. Your wife wouldn't let you out the kitchen long enough even if you were up to the task.

I think I won that one.