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    #31
    Looks like Crimewatch in Potato-head land
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #32
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      No doubt, but you would be in a club of one again.
      Bloody hell, you've learned something from SASGuru!!!

      How to insult someone - Lesson 1

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        #33
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        You can have sex while she's pregnant you know, Jnr won't get a poke in the eye
        I have told her than on many Sexually Frustrated Arguments

        I have even left her pregnancy books open on the Sex topic page as a big hint. Apparently she is due a burst of hormones any time soon to kick start her again......
        Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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          #34
          Originally posted by Weltchy View Post
          Two and a half years, give or take!!!!



          Hrm, is that a new make of condom. I can imagine the slogan now.

          Durex Shotgun , blowing your load with one easy pull!!!!
          I love it.....
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            #35
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I love it.....
            So we have heard........ or was that Sally Anne?
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #36
              [QUOTE=The Lone Gunman;315716]So we have heard........ or was that Sally Anne?[/QUOTE

              Must have been SA!

              Sorry SA!!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #37
                Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post
                I was 14 weeks ago Mrs CooperinLiverp00l says i have done enough damage.
                Point out that you can't do any damage with or@l or an@l either, and let her choose!
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  You can have sex while she's pregnant you know, Jnr won't get a poke in the eye
                  You are funny pussycat.

                  You seem to know a lot about the subject...

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Point out that you can't do any damage with or@l or an@l either, and let her choose!
                    lol.....like it
                    Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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                      #40
                      Funny how the "Are you politically active?" poll has dropped off the front page like a stone, whereas the "Are you sexually active?" one is booming.

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