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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Bloody hell, you've learned something from SASGuru!!!Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo doubt, but you would be in a club of one again.
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I have told her than on many Sexually Frustrated ArgumentsOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou can have sex while she's pregnant you know, Jnr won't get a poke in the eye
I have even left her pregnancy books open on the Sex topic page as a big hint. Apparently she is due a burst of hormones any time soon to kick start her again......
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Originally posted by Weltchy View PostTwo and a half years, give or take!!!!
Hrm, is that a new make of condom. I can imagine the slogan now.
Durex Shotgun , blowing your load with one easy pull!!!!
I love it.....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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So we have heard........ or was that Sally Anne?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I love it.....I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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[QUOTE=The Lone Gunman;315716]So we have heard........ or was that Sally Anne?[/QUOTE
Must have been SA!
Sorry SA!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Point out that you can't do any damage with or@l or an@l either, and let her choose!Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View PostI was 14 weeks ago Mrs CooperinLiverp00l says i have done enough damage.Comment
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You are funny pussycat.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou can have sex while she's pregnant you know, Jnr won't get a poke in the eye
You seem to know a lot about the subject...
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lol.....like itOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostPoint out that you can't do any damage with or@l or an@l either, and let her choose!
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Funny how the "Are you politically active?" poll has dropped off the front page like a stone, whereas the "Are you sexually active?" one is booming.
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