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Are you sexually active?
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Are you sexually active?
48Not yet, but hoping8.33%4No, I am married56.25%27I am, but live alone12.50%6Only on payday6.25%3I am Andy something16.67%8 -
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When you say "Sexually Active", do you mean "making babies" or "making sure the bitch is getting it good and proper on a regular basis"?
Also, when you say active, define active. Do you mean "once a month when she's pissed and horny", or "nipping home at lunchtime to give her one over the kitchen table"?Comment
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Not been together long then....Originally posted by Weltchy View PostYou missed the,
In love and banging like bunny's option!!!
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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I wishOriginally posted by Weltchy View PostYou missed the,
In love and banging like bunny's option!!!
Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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A word to the wise, do not try and shag a polar bear on your trip north. They like it rough!Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View PostI wish
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