Reply to: Are you sexually active?

[TheFaQQer]

Tell us about them, and we'll let you know if they count.

You don't need to write them here, a simple PM would do the trick!

[TheFaQQer]

Does that mean mucky thoughts are out too?

Tell us about them, and we'll let you know if they count.

[cojak]

Solitary doesn't count in my book...

Does that mean mucky thoughts are out too?

[TheFaQQer]

Though, so far as I'm aware, no one has ever died from STIs caught through wan king

No, but you can still catch them on your own.

Or so I've heard.

[Old Greg]

Though, so far as I'm aware, no one has ever died from STIs caught through wan king

The Chinese are very careful with their protection.

[TheFaQQer]

I was building up to being sexually active again, but I watched the Stephen Fry guide to nasty diseases, so that's me done until 2010...

Given the amount of Y*P surfing, I thought you were already active?

[Old Greg]

I was building up to being sexually active again, but I watched the Stephen Fry guide to nasty diseases, so that's me done until 2010...

Were you watching it for 'light relief'?

[Old Greg]

Not these days: it folded a few years ago. Sob! How I miss it!

Viagra should help you out if the problem is primarily physiological.

[TheFaQQer]

I was 14 weeks ago Mrs CooperinLiverp00l says i have done enough damage.

14 weeks pales into insignificance when compared to this.

[cailin maith]

Not these days: it folded a few years ago. Sob! How I miss it!

I think I saw an annual in the window of Waterstones yesterday.... you might be ok, after all!

[DBA_bloke]

He reads "Jackie" a lot.

Not these days: it folded a few years ago. Sob! How I miss it!

[cailin maith]

He reads "Jackie" a lot.

[sasguru]

You seem to know a lot about the subject...

He reads "Jackie" a lot.

[King Cnvt]

Funny how the "Are you politically active?" poll has dropped off the front page like a stone, whereas the "Are you sexually active?" one is booming.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Point out that you can't do any damage with or@l or an@l either, and let her choose!

lol.....like it