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Stilton on Toast
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ok, ok, i getcha.... i'll see your stilton, roquefort on stinking bishop and raise you a stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne. -
Interesting play....Originally posted by DS23 View Postok, ok, i getcha.... i'll see your stilton, roquefort on stinking bishop and raise you a stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne.
... however... I will see your stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne, and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991, as the idiot driver made his way from Bristol to Manchester. The stench was ... well ... genuinely vomit-inducing. And he ate it, to prove himself "tough"... and then spent 2 days on the bog, in a classic puking-into-the-sink-while-squirting-away-loudly-at-the-other-end way.Comment
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<takes deep breath> and... wisely decides to fold.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post... and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991...Comment
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Not far off. I don't know about Fortnum's crackers, but their stilton is definitely the one to get. It comes in a little stone pot, and you have to 'grow' it yourself by cracking a wax seal, thus letting the little bacteria breathe and make the green sludge separate into the yellow with blue veins. It's the yummiest.Originally posted by DS23 View Posttoast? this is an it contractors forum! come on - finest crackers from fortnum & mason please.Comment
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I'll see your Brie and raise you a round of Casu Marzu.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostInteresting play....
... however... I will see your stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne, and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991, as the idiot driver made his way from Bristol to Manchester. The stench was ... well ... genuinely vomit-inducing. And he ate it, to prove himself "tough"... and then spent 2 days on the bog, in a classic puking-into-the-sink-while-squirting-away-loudly-at-the-other-end way."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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agreed. there is never enough of it.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostNot far off. I don't know about Fortnum's crackers, but their stilton is definitely the one to get.... It's the yummiest.Comment
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