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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Not far off. I don't know about Fortnum's crackers, but their stilton is definitely the one to get.... It's the yummiest.
    agreed. there is never enough of it.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    Interesting play....

    ... however... I will see your stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne, and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991, as the idiot driver made his way from Bristol to Manchester. The stench was ... well ... genuinely vomit-inducing. And he ate it, to prove himself "tough"... and then spent 2 days on the bog, in a classic puking-into-the-sink-while-squirting-away-loudly-at-the-other-end way.
    I'll see your Brie and raise you a round of Casu Marzu.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    toast? this is an it contractors forum! come on - finest crackers from fortnum & mason please.
    Not far off. I don't know about Fortnum's crackers, but their stilton is definitely the one to get. It comes in a little stone pot, and you have to 'grow' it yourself by cracking a wax seal, thus letting the little bacteria breathe and make the green sludge separate into the yellow with blue veins. It's the yummiest.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    ... and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991...
    <takes deep breath> and... wisely decides to fold.

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  • Lucy
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    stilton and figs on toast

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    ok, ok, i getcha.... i'll see your stilton, roquefort on stinking bishop and raise you a stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne.
    Interesting play....

    ... however... I will see your stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne, and raise you a simple brie, allowed to fester magnificently in a clear plastic sandwich bag on the back window ledge of an old Volvo (sans A/C), that spent hours in the blazing summer sun of 1991, as the idiot driver made his way from Bristol to Manchester. The stench was ... well ... genuinely vomit-inducing. And he ate it, to prove himself "tough"... and then spent 2 days on the bog, in a classic puking-into-the-sink-while-squirting-away-loudly-at-the-other-end way.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    I'll see your stilton on roqueforte, and raise you a stilton and roqueforte on stinking bishop.
    ok, ok, i getcha.... i'll see your stilton, roquefort on stinking bishop and raise you a stilton astride a roquefort, placed upon a stinking bishop placed inside a large dollop of three day exposed vieux boulogne.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    <sharp intake of breath> stilton on roquefort!
    I'll see your stilton on roqueforte, and raise you a stilton and roqueforte on stinking bishop.

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  • DS23
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    toast? this is an it contractors forum! come on - finest crackers from fortnum & mason please.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    Stilton on toast is very nice, though I prefer roquefort.
    <sharp intake of breath> stilton on roquefort!

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  • cailin maith
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    Brie on toast...... yum!

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Stilton on toast is very nice, though I prefer roquefort.

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  • PRC1964
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    Mmmmmmh cheese...

    I aim to eat my way through the entire of this list: http://www.cheese.com/all.asp

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Don't like melted cheese

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Once it's toasted, apply a liberal dosing of Cranberry jam in port.
    You're making me hungry and I've just finished lunch

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