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Say, 'I'm asking the questions. Is that 30 - 50% of what the client pays or what the contractor takes?'
He says "Er, what the client pays of course - I'm running a business here, I have a family to feed, please don't kill me!" The fat man cries. Mitch looks like he's trying to make himself as small as possible, Twitch has fainted.
He says "Er, what the client pays of course - I'm running a business here, I have a family to feed, please don't kill me!" The fat man cries. Mitch looks like he's trying to make himself as small as possible, Twitch has fainted.
The crow preens it's feathers. It is snowing.
Say to fat man, 'Kill Twitch and Mitch or you belong to the orb.'
Say to fat man, 'Kill Twitch and Mitch or you belong to the orb.'
The fat man says "absolutely", immediately picks up the gun and shoots Twitch and Mitch in the head at point blank range. Twitch and Mitch are dead. The fat man looks at wherever he thinks your head is, and looks at the gun. He drops the gun at your feet.
The fat man starts to chew on the dead barrow-boy, he can't take anymore, he's shaking, in a terrible state, crying and full of fear. He looks at you with a pleading expression (while gnawing one of Mitch's fingers) and begs for "merthy" mouth full.
Use the camera in the mobile phone to photograph the scene so that you have proof that the fat man performed the murders, then discuss his percentage!!
The fat man starts to chew on the dead barrow-boy, he can't take anymore, he's shaking, in a terrible state, crying and full of fear. He looks at you with a pleading expression (while gnawing one of Mitch's fingers) and begs for "merthy" mouth full.
Laugh hysterically and say 'now you beg dor mercy. Eat or talk!'
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