The crow's a bit ripe now.
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You write these expenses on two of the three (suspiciously sparkly) invoices, and miraculously, you're suddenly wearing brand new designer clothing, and fresh, clean bandages instantly replace the permie shirt.Originally posted by FiveTimesWrite a couple of invoices for medical expenses and clothing.
You feel much better.
Health = 25
Stamina = 2
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You take the cloak from the hatstand, and put it on. Instantly, you notice your body blend in with the surroundings - it's a chameleon cloak, rendering you virtually invisible, able to blend in even in permie surroundings.Originally posted by ArdescoPick up cloak and put it onComment
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It's like playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sigmund FreudOriginally posted by richard-afHooray! A todger!
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do a little dance to celebrateOriginally posted by realityhackYou take the cloak from the hatstand, and put it on. Instantly, you notice your body blend in with the surroundings - it's a chameleon cloak, rendering you virtually invisible, able to blend in even in permie surroundings.Comment
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I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'It's like playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sigmund FreudOriginally posted by BurdockIt's like playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sigmund Freud
'... although I know what ya mean - at least you're not trying to have sex with everything.
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