Am I Going the Right Way?

[Burdock]

You have a small satchel containing:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife

show orb to imps

[realityhack]

show orb to imps

You carefully take one of the crystal orbs out of your satchel, and it glows a bright, pulsating blue in the sunlight. The imps stop momentarily, to gaze at the orb, then resume hacking you with their little swords. This hurts, you're bleeding quite a lot.

The ninja sees the orb and his eyes widen, he starts to hop away, screaming, as fast as he can, dropping his katana. The troll runs South into the forest.

Health = 35
Stamina = 2
Respect = 10

[TheFaQQer]

You carefully take one of the crystal orbs out of your satchel, and it glows a bright, pulsating blue in the sunlight. The imps stop momentarily, to gaze at the orb, then resume hacking you with their little swords. This hurts, you're bleeding quite a lot.

The ninja sees the orb and his eyes widen, he starts to hop away, screaming, as fast as he can, dropping his katana. The troll runs South into the forest.

Health = 35
Stamina = 2
Respect = 10

kill imps with katana

[realityhack]

kill imps with katana

You use the orb to protect your todger while you get to your feet, pick up the katana and make swift work of the imps.
Remains of imps lie at your feet, you are holding a glowing crystal orb in one hand, a bloody katana in the other and your todger swings freely.

You are bleeding quite badly.

You are on the edge of the forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village with some snowy mountains in the distance, to the East there is a large beanstalk that leads up into the clouds, beyond that a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.
Exits N, S, E, W.

Health = 30
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

[TheFaQQer]

You use the orb to protect your todger while you get to your feet, pick up the katana and make swift work of the imps.
Remains of imps lie at your feet, you are holding a glowing crystal orb in one hand, a bloody katana in the other and your todger swings freely.

You are bleeding quite badly.

You are on the edge of the forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village with some snowy mountains in the distance, to the East there is a large beanstalk that leads up into the clouds, beyond that a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.
Exits N, S, E, W.

Health = 30
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

East

[realityhack]

East

You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks. There are some coins on the ground.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

You are bleeding quite badly

Health = 25
Stamina = 1
Respect = 15

[Burdock]

You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks. There are some coins on the ground.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

make bandage for todger out of business receipts, and rest to restore health and stamina

[realityhack]

make bandage for todger out of business receipts, and rest to restore health and stamina

Your todger is unharmed.
You cannot make bandage out of the receipts.

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 20
Stamina = 1
Respect = 15

[TheFaQQer]

Your todger is unharmed.
You cannot make bandage out of the receipts.

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 20
Stamina = 1
Respect = 15

Take coins then go Up

[richard-af]

Todger has fallen off: applied makeshift bandage by mistake, and cut off circulation. Need directions to todger hospital.