Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

West.

You walk up to the top of the hill. You are by the edge of a forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village, to the East there is a large beanstalk that leads up into the clouds, beyond that a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.

There is a troll here, helping a one-legged ninja to his foot. A katana lies on the floor.
Exits N, S, E, W.

[richard-af]

Permies have all either taken a sickie, or are "working from home as my wife's in hospital and I need to look after the kids".

Situation seems safe, now. Think I'll risk North by North West...

[Burdock]

You walk up to the top of the hill. You are by the edge of a forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village, to the East there is a large beanstalk that leads up into the clouds, beyond that a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.

There is a troll here, helping a one-legged ninja to his foot. A katana lies on the floor.
Exits N, S, E, W.

Go West.

Got to find where permies come from.

And destroy them at source.

[realityhack]

North by North West

You walk NNW, heading across a great grassy plain towards a forest, there is a small thatched village to the East, a crow circles in the air above you.
You can hear quiet chuckling, the grass around you rustles. The crow squawks loudly, and poos on you.
Exits N, S, W, E.

[realityhack]

Go West.

Got to find where permies come from.

And destroy them at source.

Sorry Burdock - only the first response counts.

[DS23]

n


can we only plant one bean next time please. you never know when they might come in handy.

[richard-af]

You walk NNW, heading across a great grassy plain towards a forest, there is a small thatched village to the East, a crow circles in the air above you.
You can hear quiet chuckling, the grass around you rustles. The crow squawks loudly, and poos on you.
Exits N, S, W, E.

My dry cleaning bill is growing by the day!

Anyway, N by NW: I appear to be on Mount Rushmore, and Commander Koenig from Moobase Alpha is after me. Which way out?

[The Lone Gunman]

Why didnt we take the sword? or give it back and gain respect?

Why have we still not claimed expenses?

[realityhack]

N

You are on a great grassy plain, at the edge of a dark forest, you can see a gap in the trees to the East, a small thatched village to the West, the foothills of some snowy mountains to the North, there is a cable car running up the mountains, and a small building at the foothills, with some skiiers gathered around the entrance.

The grass in front of you rustles, you can hear quiet chuckling and sense movement all around you.

Exits are N, S, E, W.

[Pondlife]

Why didnt we take the sword? or give it back and gain respect?

Why have we still not claimed expenses?

Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!