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    Originally posted by Gibbon
    A couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.

    Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.


    "Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"


    nice.

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      Originally posted by Gibbon
      A couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.

      Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.


      "Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"



      very funny....
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        Originally posted by Gibbon
        A couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.

        Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.


        "Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"


        So after I have "dumped a load in the washing machine" so to speak, I need to turn her upside down and shake her a bit???

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          Originally posted by Let-Me-In
          So after I have "dumped a load in the washing machine" so to speak, I need to turn her upside down and shake her a bit???

          Back in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            Originally posted by Gibbon
            Back in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.

            Ok, I will get her to try that...kind of ruins the moment though...

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              Originally posted by Gibbon
              Back in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.

              Not withdrawing for 5 mins or so afterwards is supposed to help as well. Stops the little buggers escaping.

              Doggy style is supposed to improve the chances too.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Originally posted by DaveB
                Not withdrawing for 5 mins or so afterwards is supposed to help as well. Stops the little buggers escaping.

                Doggy style is supposed to improve the chances too.
                Cool that's my favourite...I guess I should also stop doing her up the gary then?

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