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    Originally posted by unemployed
    people on here need to get a grip of reality , be thankfull your house has not been flooded , and you have a job.
    Don't tell me you've still not found work?

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      Originally posted by chicane
      Don't tell me you've still not found work?
      nope stopped looking , waste of time and energy.

      looking at starting a business up but have not got a clue in what field, one things for sure nothing to do with IT.

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        I've gone upt to Really Really happy now...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          Missus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...

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            Originally posted by Let-Me-In
            Missus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...
            It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

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              Originally posted by realityhack
              It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

              I know,...but when you are trying for a baby it is always like you are under a bit of pressure...kinda takes the fun away and when it is not happening...just kinda p*ssed off...

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                Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                I know,...but when you are trying for a baby it is always like you are under a bit of pressure...kinda takes the fun away and when it is not happening...just kinda p*ssed off...
                Take out a massive loan that renders having a child financially unfeasible. You'll be firing live ammo in no time.

                But seriously, our approach was to agree that it was ok to have one, then go bareback for the next year or so - a little encouragement on my part vis-a-vis the regularity didn't go amiss either.

                The whole temperature/calendar/popping home at lunchtime/nuts in ice routine never seems to work for anyone.

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                  Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                  Missus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...
                  Never 'tried' for kids ... they just 'happened'
                  Seemed that after the first one I only had to shake my dick at her to get her pregnant - think it's to do with them becoming more fertile 'cos of all the hormones..

                  If you are bonking against a target of her getting preggy by the end of that month might just be adding undue pressure & wimmin are funny critters
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    Originally posted by Troll
                    Never 'tried' for kids ... they just 'happened'
                    Seemed that after the first one I only had to shake my dick at her to get her pregnant - think it's to do with them becoming more fertile 'cos of all the hormones..

                    If you are bonking against a target of her getting preggy by the end of that month might just be adding undue pressure & wimmin are funny critters
                    Well my gf was medically confirmed as totally infertile - looks like my super sperm have cured her.

                    Wish I had had the snip after all...

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                      A couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.

                      Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.


                      "Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"


                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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