How happy are you?

[chicane]

took a girl out last night.

Not getting on with my girlfriend either.

Some of the CUK "women" are actually women you know, and they might be reading this. Brace yourself.

[tay]

well my lifes gone from worse to sh1t.
took a girl out last night. All was going well. On the way home pulled over the carpark and started making out but she wouldnt let me go all the way which left me tulipty. She wants us to be mates.

Not getting on with my girlfriend either.

I am shocked your unhappy.... you sound like such a pleasant guy.

And 'lets be friends' after you started making oput.. means you were rubbish.

[TheRightStuff]

I am shocked your unhappy.... you sound like such a pleasant guy.

And 'lets be friends' after you started making oput.. means you were rubbish.

So how is that supposed to make him feel better.
You have blood on your hands now.

[Maxamus]

I am shocked your unhappy.... you sound like such a pleasant guy.

And 'lets be friends' after you started making oput.. means you were rubbish.

i've made out with her a few times in the past few months. Ah well, shes been texting me today and i've got a massarge organised for wednesday night.

And she wants to be mates because she doesnt want to get hurt.....wtf that is suppose to mean i have no idea. Shes a confused blonde bimbo! One minute shes saying lets be friends and the next shes texting me if i want a massarge!!

I cant be arsed anymore though....

[Ardesco]

And she wants to be mates because she doesnt want to get hurt wtf that is suppose to mean. Shes a confused blonde bimbo!

I think the answer is in your last statement

[tay]

Marriage: Excellent, great wife who irons my shirts, cooks me meals, is good looking and is very nice. Plus she is a contract accountant and earns as much as I do.

Work: Excellent, New contract at global blue chip, better rate.... and no pressure at all.... only a 7 hour day and a free cafeteria with yummy food.

Kids: None, but the wife is broody.... thats ok.. so am I

House: 1 Freehold.. other paying for itself and getting paid off

I am happy..... but now I feel that by typing this .. I have enraged the happiness gods and bought great trouble upon myself... most likely that my wife will shag my new manager.. get pregnant, divorce me and take all my money.... worst of all.. I will have to iron my own shirts

aww crap

[scooby]

mrs has 2.5mths to go on our first baby (my 2nd).

bloody hormones are tulipe, i never know what to expect when i walk through the door!

this makes me 'content' at the moment.

[andy]

[QUOTE=Maxamus]
And she wants to be mates because she doesnt want to get hurt.....wtf that is suppose to mean i have no idea. Shes a confused blonde bimbo! One minute shes saying lets be friends and the next shes texting me if i want a massarge!!
QUOTE]

She wants to be mates = She doesn't fancy you

[tay]

I preferred my theory of him being rubbish when it mattered.

[Maxamus]

[QUOTE=andy]

And she wants to be mates because she doesnt want to get hurt.....wtf that is suppose to mean i have no idea. Shes a confused blonde bimbo! One minute shes saying lets be friends and the next shes texting me if i want a massarge!!
QUOTE]

She wants to be mates = She doesn't fancy you

she does because i've done her a dozen times already. She doesnt want to get too attached because she thinks shes going to get hurt. Like yesterday she wouldnt let me go but when it came to getting her pants down she wouldnt have it. Even though her bra was off and she was 1/2 naked.

Women - i just dont understand em!

sod it, i cant be arsed with the headache