How happy are you?

[Bagpuss]

Endorphins? I thought it was dolphins. No wonder exercise never helped me, I was trying to release dolphins.

Feel the burn

Endorphins are endogenous opioid biochemical compounds. They are polypeptides produced by the pituitary gland and the hypothalamus in vertebrates, and they resemble the opiates in their abilities to produce analgesia and a sense of well-being. In other words, they might work as "natural pain killers."


I find they stabilize my mood

[Diver]

Easy jobs, Loadsa Money, Carefree lifestyle.

You are at the pinacle of your chosen professions.

You are tomorrows leaders!

I'm Blissfully Happy, should be off the poll scale by now!

"Pull yourselves together and cheer up you miserable b@stards"

[alreadypacked]

Endorphins? I thought it was dolphins. No wonder exercise never helped me, I was trying to release dolphins.

Thats better, the Dr. Phil threat worked then.

[DS23]

What do you mean DS23? Sorry, a bit down in the dumps today and being brutally honest.

it might make you wake up and smell the roses - realise that you have a good thing going.


or, i suppose, if you're the melancholic type it might make you top yourself and push them up... perhaps not such a good idea then.

[NickFitz]

Marriage, work, kids, house....what is your overall general feeling?

Marriage: haven't got one.

Work: haven't got any this week.

Kids: haven't got any.

House: haven't got one.

So overall, I'm not feeling too bad

[DS23]

House: haven't got one.

So overall, I'm not feeling too bad

maybe not feeling rough but you must be sleeping rough.

[NickFitz]

maybe not feeling rough but you must be sleeping rough.

Don't have a house, but rent a flat. On the other hand, given my general neglect of housekeeping, there are times when I reckon I'd be better off sleeping outside

[SallyAnne]

Ahem...Sockpuppets happyness has just gone down a few notiches.

Anyone wanna guess why.

Stupid women.

oh no!!!!!!!!! Did she ditch you?!!! Is this the same one that ditched you the last time?

Hang on a minute...weren't you meeting your friends wife the last time too? she's not sabataging this to get you on her own is she? scheming mare!

[SallyAnne]

Have been suffering from depression for many years. Goes back to an unhappy upbringing. Had counselling, take anti-depressants, but see no end to the misery.

If anyone says "Pull yourself together and cheer up you miserable bastard", I'll clock them.

You need a CUK night out Moose - that'll fix ya D

[wobbegong]

Everyone should try to release their inner dolphin...

You know it makes sense.

For what porpoise?