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Originally posted by GibbonBack in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.
Not withdrawing for 5 mins or so afterwards is supposed to help as well. Stops the little buggers escaping.
Doggy style is supposed to improve the chances too.
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Originally posted by GibbonBack in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.
Ok, I will get her to try that...kind of ruins the moment though...
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Originally posted by Let-Me-InSo after I have "dumped a load in the washing machine" so to speak, I need to turn her upside down and shake her a bit???
Back in my day the general advice was when the deed had been done then the women lays on her back, puts legs in air, and pretends to ride a bicycle.
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So after I have "dumped a load in the washing machine" so to speak, I need to turn her upside down and shake her a bit???Originally posted by GibbonA couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.
Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.
"Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"

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Originally posted by GibbonA couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.
Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.
"Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"

very funny....
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nice.Originally posted by GibbonA couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.
Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.
"Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"

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A couple I knew were trying for kids for ages and went for all the tests and nothing wrong was found.
Then the consultant asked her if she was tilting her womb up after sex to help the sperm travel up.
"Uggghhhhh that's disgusting" she said "I always get straight up and use the shower to wash it out"
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Well my gf was medically confirmed as totally infertile - looks like my super sperm have cured her.Originally posted by TrollNever 'tried' for kids ... they just 'happened'
Seemed that after the first one I only had to shake my dick at her to get her pregnant - think it's to do with them becoming more fertile 'cos of all the hormones..
If you are bonking against a target of her getting preggy by the end of that month might just be adding undue pressure & wimmin are funny critters
Wish I had had the snip after all...
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Never 'tried' for kids ... they just 'happened'Originally posted by Let-Me-InMissus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...
Seemed that after the first one I only had to shake my dick at her to get her pregnant - think it's to do with them becoming more fertile 'cos of all the hormones..
If you are bonking against a target of her getting preggy by the end of that month might just be adding undue pressure & wimmin are funny critters
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Take out a massive loan that renders having a child financially unfeasible. You'll be firing live ammo in no time.Originally posted by Let-Me-InI know,...but when you are trying for a baby it is always like you are under a bit of pressure...kinda takes the fun away and when it is not happening...just kinda p*ssed off...
But seriously, our approach was to agree that it was ok to have one, then go bareback for the next year or so - a little encouragement on my part vis-a-vis the regularity didn't go amiss either.
The whole temperature/calendar/popping home at lunchtime/nuts in ice routine never seems to work for anyone.
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Originally posted by realityhackIt's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.
I know,...but when you are trying for a baby it is always like you are under a bit of pressure...kinda takes the fun away and when it is not happening...just kinda p*ssed off...
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It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.Originally posted by Let-Me-InMissus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...
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Missus and I are trying for little 'un and it has not happened this month despite trying like a rabbit...
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